<----This is me, although I am significantly less green in my day-to-day existence. Hello.
Welcome to my window on the world, looking out live from the arse-end of Africa.
The picture above - the top-hat knobs, the 5-way slider and the 2 single-coil pickups - is of one of the second-hand guitars, the red one, the Strat copy, in case you were wondering. You weren't; I know this. Never mind. It is a little dusty in the shot, but it plays great and isn't that really what counts?
I don't know yet what you will find here, apart from the smut. I am figuring it all out as I go along, but most of it is likely to be adult themed. You've been warned. Some of it might be self-indulgent and/or pointless. You've been warned about that now, too.
Material has been pilfered, blagged, lifted and nicked from a variety of sources all believed to be in the public domain. On the off-chance I am violating your copyright or anything awkward like that, please bomb me a line and I will fix it immediately.
I hope you are ok.
Email me, if you like. You owe it to yourself; you really do.